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Kroy

Kroy

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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My name is James, but on the Intertubes I generally go by Kroy. I live in Southeastern Michigan, but it has not always been so. I am originally from Alabama and lived a while in South Carolina. I even roosted in Boston for a while, but my experience there was not ideal (more on that later). I like to think that even though it's been a few years, I maintain my southern charm and gentility. But I'll also kick you in the nuts if you act up (don't act up!) I am a musician. I teach music and I play music. At times, I have been known to even write music. I am married to Rebar and she's the one responsible for bringing me here. Please forward all complaints to her. We have three dumb cats: Dumb, Dumbest and Daphne. I play video games, lots of video games. Also, I play roleplaying games, of the sort which are played with dice and paper and pencils (oh my). I also like movies, books, traveling, taking bad pictures, eating food, and many other wondrous and sundry activities. Now go read something I done wrote.

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Richard
Richard said:
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I also live primarily on steak, even when Elaina is here. Dinner is usually skirt steak and some carrots or... read more
on Meat-o-palooza or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love LDL
Richard
Richard said:
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So lovely! SO LOVELY! KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIII read more
on Year of the German Chowpherd
Hedgehawg
Hedgehawg said:
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MEAT MEAT MEAT I LOVE MEAT! Glad to see you have joined us in the Neanderthal Mens Club. Oh and... read more
on Meat-o-palooza or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love LDL
Kroy
Kroy said:
The kid actually really good pitch. And, even though I tease in the title, his/her English is pretty damn good... read more
on Don't Ret Her Into Your Heart