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        <title>Year of the German Chowpherd</title>   
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        <div class="ArwC7c ckChnd" id="1esa"><p>It&#39;s hard to believe that we&#39;ve
had Molly for just over a year.&#160; She has been one of those animals that
once we had her it was as though we had always had her.&#160; We commented
as much to each other just weeks after getting her.&#160; I&#39;m still not sure
as to how any family could have given her up.&#160; The picture my mind
conjures when imagining such people is of a cadre of
sideshow&#160;attractions who revel in debauched acts.&#160; It&#39;s not a favorable
picture.</p>

<p>Molly&#160;in many ways is the perfect dog.&#160; She&#39;s well-behaved, knows
several commands, smart as a whip and easily controllable on the rare
occasions when she steps out of line.&#160; The only thing about her
behavior that I would like to change is her separation anxiety and the
extreme excitement she experiences when we have visitors.&#160; We have
casually tried to coax her to chill out when people come over but it&#39;s
been clear for a long time that if we want to change this it&#39;s going to
require quite a bit of work and some helpful volunteers.&#160; But even so,
even with this essentially minuscule problem with her behavior, her
only sin is that she loves <em>too much.&#160; </em>It&#39;s hard to punish someone for being <em>so excited</em> by your arrival home from a long day away.</p>

<p>Unfortunately, I don&#39;t have a lot of time to go on and on in a sappy
endless litany about how my dog is more awesome than your dog.&#160; Just know that she is.&#160; So whenever you feel like ass, when nothing is going your way
know that there&#39;s a dog out there, and she feels the deepest affection
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        <title>Meat-o-palooza or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love LDL</title>   
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        <p>This is usually the part where I make some lame excuse about how I never post and feel bad about it.&#160; Only I&#39;m lying, because I don&#39;t actually feel bad.&#160; If you don&#39;t have anything better to do than check my blog, you sir (or ma&#39;am) are in seriously sad shape.&#160; Might I suggest Sudoku?&#160; A good book? Pornography?&#160; At any rate, sitting around waiting for me post something is for self-flagellating asshats.&#160; You&#39;re not a self-flagellating asshat are you?&#160; If you are, there&#39;s probably a decent career opportunity in the aforementioned porn industry for you.&#160; I understand people pay top dollar to watch guys get their bits stepped on and clamped into all manner of medieval devices.&#160; But I digress.</p><p>I came here to tell you about how I&#39;m going to die.&#160; I can see it all very clearly now and so I thought it might be nice to share with the rest of the class.&#160; You see, a certain local market has been having blow out sales on a certain animal by-product I usually call Meat.&#160; I could fill you in on the gory fiscal details (and let me assure you they are deep and warm like a jungle valley) but I won&#39;t because it&#39;s not important how much money I&#39;m saving by eating <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_strip">New York Strip</a> steaks four times a week.&#160; What&#39;s important is that these same meals are going to kill me dead.&#160; I haven&#39;t braved a trip to the doctor since beginning this all-meat extravaganza but I can tell you with great certainty that by judging by the performance of my colon in the last month, he would not be pleased.&#160; </p><p>I can also promise you that at some point tomorrow I will walk downstairs, try to figure out something to fix myself for a quick lunch, and end up settling on some variation of a large slab of beef seasoned and cooked with fire.&#160; Why?&#160; Not only do I cook a damn fine steak (and believe you me, I do) it&#39;s damn easy.&#160; Plus I&#39;m not hungry for like eight hours afterward so I get to spend the rest of my day not worrying about food or what I&#39;m going to eat <em>because I already have</em> <em>and there&#39;s no reason to eat again. Ever</em>.&#160; I have developed quite a rhythm. I can have a steak from the freezer to my plate, piping hot and delicious in less than 20 minutes.&#160; I can hardly match that time with a lunch meat sandwich.&#160; For this I blame <a href="http://altonbrown.com">Alton Brown</a>, my newest TV hetero man-crush.&#160; (He replaced <a href="http://www.beargrylls.com">Bear Grylls</a> after I realized that Man vs. Wild is just the same five fucking episodes played on a loop.)</p><p>Anyway, at some point the party will end and hopefully I will live to see the end of this psychedelic trip.&#160; I think I know how <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_S._Thomson">Hunter S. Thomson</a> felt.&#160; If I don&#39;t make it, bury me with a bottle of Worcestershire. </p><p><em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;"><br />Kroy has gone offline</span></em><br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>Hey guys, haven&#39;t seen you in a while.&#160; How&#39;ve you been?&#160; How&#39;s the wife/husband?&#160; And how are the kids/pets?&#160; Are you still into biking/snowboarding/checkers/music/ironmaning/masturbating/ritual sacrifice?&#160; How&#39;s that been going for you? &#160; I know we haven&#39;t seen much of each other lately.&#160; I just wanted to let you know that I warned you this would happen.&#160; I usually blog hot and fierce for a few months, year if you&#39;re lucky then I get bored with it or never can think o anything to write about. More likely, I&#39;ve jut moved on to another techno-fad.&#160; But we had some good times right?&#160; Remember those crazy videos I used to post? Those were good right? I saw this just the other day and I thought of you.&#160; </p><p><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/warcraft_sequel_lets_gamers_play?utm_source=embedded_video">&#39;Warcraft&#39; Sequel Lets Gamers Play A Character Playing &#39;Warcraft&#39;</a></p><p><em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;"><br />Kroy has gone offline</span></em><br /></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>Stranger than Fiction</title>   
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        <p>I wish I were making <a href="http://www.ew.com/ew/article/0,,20198476,00.html">this up</a>.</p><p>I really, really, really wish I were making this up.</p><p><em><span style="font-size: 0.8em;"><br />Kroy has gone offline</span></em><br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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    <entry>
        <title>In a word: Delicious vol. 1</title>   
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        <p>I just came across this and I could not, in good conscience, pass it by.&#160; It&#39;s things like this that make me so glad that Al Gore invented the internet.</p>
    
    
    





        






    
    
    





        





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<p><br /> This ties into the topic on which I intend to actually blog soon, now now.&#160; Watch this first.<br /><em></p><p><span style="font-size: 0.8em;">Kroy has gone offline</span></em><br /></p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <p>It&#39;s an unavoidable reality these days. Here&#39;s a helpful article on managing the ladies in your work environment.</p>
    
    
    

    
    
    
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        <p>I&#39;ve not been around.&#160; I&#39;ve been regulating <a href="http://www.halo3.com">suckas</a> online and being <a href="http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Halo3/Default.aspx?player=Kroymagnon">dually regulated</a>.&#160; But check this out, it is very cool.</p><p><a href="http://www.zefrank.com/byokal/kal2.html#html">Make your own Kaleidescope</a>.<br /><span style="font-size: 0.8em;"><span style="font-size: 1.25em;"><br />Remind me to tell you about Molly&#39;s Big Day Out.&#160; We have pictures.</span></p><p><em>Kroy has gone offline</em></span><br /> </p>   <p style="clear:both;"> 
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        <title>The Terrifying Truth</title>   
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        <p><a href="http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/">This is awesome</a>.</p><p>In case you don&#39;t click the link, I&#39;m going to post the text that appears on each page.&#160; I think once you read it, you&#39;ll be sure to click that link and see just what I mean.</p><blockquote><blockquote><p><em>Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield
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