Digital Flotsam

I wish I were making this up.

I really, really, really wish I were making this up.

Kroy has gone offline

I just came across this and I could not, in good conscience, pass it by.  It's things like this that make me so glad that Al Gore invented the internet.

This ties into the topic on which I intend to actually blog soon, now now.  Watch this first.

Kroy has gone offline

It's an unavoidable reality these days. Here's a helpful article on managing the ladies in your work environment.

Women can be emotionally unstable...

I've not been around.  I've been regulating suckas online and being dually regulated.  But check this out, it is very cool.

Make your own Kaleidescope.

Remind me to tell you about Molly's Big Day Out.  We have pictures.

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This is awesome.

In case you don't click the link, I'm going to post the text that appears on each page.  I think once you read it, you'll be sure to click that link and see just what I mean.

Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolor disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against lonliness and methamphetamine addiction in a quiet American suburb.

You're clicking it now right? Ok just as added insurance, here's a free sample.

GarfieldminusGarfield

Someday I may go back to posting words about things, but it is not this day.

Katra, this is for you.

My wife came across this thing not long after I showed her Obama's hip new video.  I'm guessing this was a rebuttal, or a reaction, or ... something.

I... You see... just... here.

You shouldn't come here to read stuff.  Just come here if you want to see crazy internet stuff.  Just an FYI.

I want to wish good luck to my buddy Chris who has been nominated for at least one or possibly (probably) more Grammy's.  He wrote some song  for some girl that won some contest on the TV.  I understand it's quite popular.  Anyway, Chris is high school buddy and I hope he does well.  Well considering he's already made enough money to buy Uganda, I guess he's already doing well.  I just hope he gets a fancy little gold statue thing to go with, you know, all the money.  Seriously, all the best Snagglepuss.

Kroy is definitely not bitter

Ok, look.  I'm from Al abama so the pictures from my prom are just as embarrassing in a totally different way.  But I'm just wondering if anyone who doesn't read my blog has friends or affiliations with New Jersey.  And if so, is it really like this?  It looks like the cast of Final Fantasy VII were attacked by madmen wielding tubes of self-tanning milk.  I... I can't come up with anything that doesn't make this less funny than if I just show you the pictures.

I'm Guessing He Eats Lots of Carrots

Douchebag Lip Pucker: The Jersey Form of "Cheese"?

Newark High School Prom two-thousand and... oh wait